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happyTopic: Politics
Now that the Democrats will hold congress I just wanted to reassure you on a few points.
1) We will not be putting Sadam back in power, nor will we go soft on the war on terrorism and even though you got us into the war in Iraq by lying to us, we will not cut and run. We might even catch or kill Osama (you remeber him don't you, the guy we actually should be after)
2) There will not be naked gays dancing in the streets in front of your house. I know you are threatened by gay people and don't want them to get married becasue it might start "raining men". It wont happen. Unless you already live in a neighborhood where gay people are dancing the the street, then things will probably stay the same.
3) Taxes might go up... but only on the rich people who should be paying more anyway. 90% of us will not see our taxes change at all. What this means to most of us is an increase in services (Maybe they will even fund the no child left behind act)
4) There will not be free abortions on demand. There wont be forced abortions. There wont be door to door abortions. I promise.
5) There may be a universal health care system and an increase in the minimum wage. We may get our right of Habeus Corpus back and we may be treated like citizens in our own country again... these are good things.
Hang in there, if we fuck it up as bad as you did you will be back in power before you know it. (We wont though)
Posted by twistedhumor
at 11:14 AM CST
