The Snickers Ad Controversy
Mood:  incredulous
Topic: Observations

I support Gay rights. I believe gay people have the right to a loving caring relationship with each other. I think they have the right to get married and should receive all the benefits other married couples receive.

That being said I really wish Glaad would get a life about this superbowl ad. Even though I support gay rights. I consider myself non homophobic. Even so I definatley sort of cringe inside at the thought of kissing another man, just as I cringe at the thought of kissing a woman I am not attracted too. This is a normal reaction for a straight person. I can not help the fact that I am not attracted to guys any more then a gay guy can help the fact that he is.

The ad is very, very funny. The fact that these two rednecks feel a need to prove their manhood in no way is an insult to gay people. In fact it is more a comment about straight men feeling the need to prove that they are straight.

But now, because of complaints Snickers has pulled this funny ad.

 

 

What do you think?

Ann Coulter is a frekin' nut job.
Mood:  energetic
Topic: Politics

Ann Coulter is a freakin' nut job.   I just read Godless, the Church of Liberalism by Ann Coulter. (Yes, I read both left and right wing books, but reading Al Franken or Molly Ivins is a lot more fun then reading O'Reilly, Hannity, or Coulter. I do it anyway, so I see both sides of the issue) I will write about O'Reilly's Culture Warrior later. I am not going to go into the crazy mean spirited attacks she made against the Jersey Moms (Widows of men killed in 9/11 who are against the war in Iraq). Everyone already knows about that and it was covered to death when the book first came out. I won't get into how she thinks all liberals want to do is kill people, or tax them to death. (Although her logic is very faulty, apparently we want to kill everyone) What I want to talk about are her views on science. Among the crazy claims in the book is that women are genetically unable to understand math and science. Some study said so and she accepts it as fact. She then goes on for three chapters about how liberals have science all wrong. How creationism and intellignet design are fact and evolution is fiction, how silicone implants never caused sickness and how stem cell research could never help anyone. (These are actually her views) So my question is simple. If women are not good at science then how can any sane person trust her conclusions. I mean she is a woman. At least I think she is.

Dear Republican Friends
Mood:  happy
Topic: Politics
Now that the Democrats will hold congress I just wanted to reassure you on a few points.

1) We will not be putting Sadam back in power, nor will we go soft on the war on terrorism and even though you got us into the war in Iraq by lying to us, we will not cut and run. We might even catch or kill Osama (you remeber him don't you, the guy we actually should be after)

2) There will not be naked gays dancing in the streets in front of your house. I know you are threatened by gay people and don't want them to get married becasue it might start "raining men". It wont happen. Unless you already live in a neighborhood where gay people are dancing the the street, then things will probably stay the same.

3) Taxes might go up... but only on the rich people who should be paying more anyway. 90% of us will not see our taxes change at all. What this means to most of us is an increase in services (Maybe they will even fund the no child left behind act)

4) There will not be free abortions on demand. There wont be forced abortions. There wont be door to door abortions. I promise.

5) There may be a universal health care system and an increase in the minimum wage. We may get our right of Habeus Corpus back and we may be treated like citizens in our own country again... these are good things.

Hang in there, if we fuck it up as bad as you did you will be back in power before you know it. (We wont though)

Live on Air America Radio regarding Clinton slapping down Chris Wallace on Fox Sunday!
Mood:  happy
Topic: Politics

I ws on the Randi Rhodes show today responding to President Clinton slapping down Mike Wallace on Fox Sunday.

I was going to post a link to the video of Clinton's interview on You Tube, but Fox already made them remove it. If you saw the interview you know Clinton did a hell of a job, but Fox is already trying to spin it as an ex-president out of control.

Anyway, Air America added my conversation to there highlights page. Click here to here it.

Air America is an important radio station. It brings you the truth about what is really going on in our currently very troubled world. You can listen to Air America live anytime by clicking here.

Abominations Unto The Lord
Mood:  mischievious
Topic: Religion
I have several gay friends. They are good people and deserve to be treated with respect. I am tired of people telling me that what they do is against the christian gods law. Especially since they are... absolutley correct. The bible does indeed say that a "Man shall not lie with a man as a man lies with a woman, for such is an abomination unto the lord."

It says that. Right there in black and white. It's in the book of Leviticus and it actually says it not once but twice...

So there it is. Your one true gods holy writ. It's bad to be gay. An abomination even.

Here are a few other abominations unto the lord (all from Leviticus)....

1) Eating Shellfish and Pork are abominations.

2) Wearing clothing with more then one kind of fabric is an abomination (Cotton Mixes included).

3) Working on the sabbath is an abomination.

4) Charging intrest on a loan to someone of the same nationality is an abomination.

5) You can not eat meat from a cow and that same cows milk at the same meal, for such is an abomination.

6) Women on there period are unclean. Those who have sex are unclean, even when married.

This is not a complete list (I'll post more later)... there are many more. This is in your bible Christians, you can not deny it. I read both the NIV and King James versions of Leviticus.

If you christians are going to persecute one abomination, please take the time to persecute them all. Especially the no interest one... I am paying way to damn much on my loans.

Why this matters to me - I am straight. However I like women of all colors and races. I have dated several black women. Until as recently as 2001 there were several states that still have laws prohibiting marriage, and even dating, between blacks and whites.

People should worry about what goes on in their own bedroom, not the bedrooms of others!

Poker Stars Bloggr's Tourney
Mood:  happy

All fundamentalists are Batshit Crazy!
Mood:  cheeky
Topic: Religion
It's not just Pat Robertson....

Dutch Evangelicals calls for pray-in against the Devil The Devil has no plans for 6/6/06, he would have text messaged me if he did.

Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God I wonder if his name was Daniel?

And it's not just Christian Fundamentalists..

Morality police turn witch hunters She's a witch.. burn her.

Pat Robertson Is Batshit Crazy
Mood:  mischievious
Topic: Religion
I have said it before, I'll say it again... Pat Robertson is Batshit Crazy...

He is now claiming he leg pressed 2000lbs. Click here to read it.

The amazing thing is that he is not even claiming his God helped him. It's all about him baby!

Worst President Ever
Mood:  incredulous
Topic: Politics
I live in Midland Texas... the hometown of the worst president in American History. Of course the sign that welcomes you to Midland doesn't say that. It just says Hometown of President George W. Bush... people are still proud of him here. Of course this is an oil town. I personally think the man should be tried for treason.

Rolling Stone just printed a great story about Bush being the Worst President Ever. But on the upside they did call him the best president since Bill Clinton. He is of course the only president since Bill Clinton.

Screwing with a nigerian scammer!
I was sitting at my computer when a beautiful girl IM'd me the other night. A beautiful woman from the UK no less. Just so you know, if a beautiful woman from overseas Instants Messages you, they are probably a nigerian scammer. In reality your talking to some fat nigerian in a cyber cafe trying to rip you off.

Well, I teased them a little while on one screen name but didn't save the conversation. Basically I told them I knew they were a scammer, but I was bored and asked them yo keep telling me about the scam. They wouldn't chat with me...

So I got on my other screen name and contacted them. The following is the conversation.

louise_armani: Hello
Buddy Fazzio: Hi, your picture is very sexy.
louise_armani: How are you doing Today and Hope cool?I am louise
louise_armani: Thanx so much
Buddy Fazzio: Hi Louise
louise_armani: Hi
louise_armani: Okay
louise_armani: How was your Work?
Buddy Fazzio: It was very good today... but a little slow.
louise_armani: Okay
louise_armani: So I hope you are Alright?/ (The scammer will keep asking if I am alright trying to sound caring)
Buddy Fazzio: I am not too bad tonight.. Bored, I wish I had something to do.
louise_armani: Okay
louise_armani: Are you married?
louise_armani: I think you can stay with your wife at home
Buddy Fazzio: Nope. Single.
louise_armani: Really?
Buddy Fazzio: I don't even have a girlfriend right now.
louise_armani: why is that?
Buddy Fazzio: She left me for someone with a lot of money... it is really sad.(This never happened I am just jacking with the scammer)
louise_armani: It okay
louise_armani: so i hope you are doing Great now?(What, I just told you I was doing okay guess I need to tell you again)
Buddy Fazzio: Doing okay.
louise_armani: cool
louise_armani: How often do you come online?
Buddy Fazzio: I am online a lot... I have the online here at my store.
louise_armani: Cool
louise_armani: How many kids do you have?
Buddy Fazzio: I have two, but they are with her now.(I have no kids, just playing with the scammer)
louise_armani: Okay
louise_armani: so are you living alone?
Buddy Fazzio: Do you have any kids?
Buddy Fazzio: Yes.. I have pets, but I live alone.
louise_armani: I don’t have any kids
Buddy Fazzio: Why not, you are so pretty you should be married.(Hehehe this is funny)
louise_armani: Well i havent find the Right Relationship
Buddy Fazzio: What are you looking for in a relationship?
louise_armani: Well i am looking for caring and Honesty
Buddy Fazzio: Is that hard to find... I consider myself caring and honest, surely you can find someone.(And here I am lying to you, what a bastard I am)
louise_armani: Cool
louise_armani: i know that
Buddy Fazzio: I am very caring; I am the kind of person who will do things for almost anyone.
louise_armani: Cool
louise_armani: Are you doing great (Again... already told you I am fine bitch!)
Buddy Fazzio: Doing well.
louise_armani: cool

Now that "she" knows I am caring, the scam starts now

louise_armani: Well My dad is the Chairman Awarded Wining Contract of Petroleum........
Buddy Fazzio: Really, what is that?
louise_armani: Yes
louise_armani: he is the chairman of awarded wining Contract
Buddy Fazzio: But what does that mean? Petroleum where?
louise_armani: i just told
louise_armani: In Nigeria
Buddy Fazzio: Okay... I think I understand (No I don't but if I ask too many questions it will scare them away)

louise_armani: Okay
louise_armani: But my dad won a Contract that is alot of money but the bad association want to take the funds from my dad ...
Buddy Fazzio: How can they do that?
louise_armani: That is unfair Hunn
Buddy Fazzio: Can't he go to the authorities or something?
louise_armani: : He need your help becos some bad Association want to take the Fund from Him and tht is the Reason he want the money to be Transfer the money out of the Country becos he has seen much Problem (I just met you but I want you to transfer a large some of money for me.... right!)
louise_armani: i think he want to Transfer the money out of the country
louise_armani: okay Hun
Buddy Fazzio: How can I help? I don't know anything about petroleum.
louise_armani: Oh thanx so Much
louise_armani: Well i will like you to contact my dad on this
louise_armani: then dad can give u a better directive on how all will be done
Buddy Fazzio: No, I mean what can I do? I don't understand what you want.
louise_armani: well this is my dad email address
louise_armani: mohammeddanjuma@yahoo.co.uk
Buddy Fazzio: What happens to the money and what are you asking me to do? I don't understand it.
louise_armani: Hunn i all wht you will need to do is that just mail that you are from Louise and you will like him to explain about his money that bad association wht to take from him
louise_armani: ok Hun
Buddy Fazzio: Sorry, I want to help, but you have to explain better.. How do I know this is legal?
louise_armani: okay hun
louise_armani: Oh this is legal
louise_armani: and dad has all to prove that
Buddy Fazzio: How do I know it's legal.. I really don't know you much.
louise_armani: well after so much threathened by his associate
Buddy Fazzio: Oh... I see... so he will tell me.
louise_armani: Yes Hun
Buddy Fazzio: But what about you. I think I might like you.(I was going to try to keep it going)

louise_armani: That will be great
louise_armani: so hun will you send him an email now
louise_armani: ?
Buddy Fazzio: Naw... you stupid freakin Nigerian scammer I am just wasting your time for fun. This is the same guy you were just talking to... HAHHAHAHAHAHA
Buddy Fazzio: I LOVE YOU HONEY!!!! SUCKER!!!! By the way Hun is spelled Hon, it's short for Honey.
Buddy Fazzio: I am going to post this on my website because it is so funny!

If you have Yahoo Instant Messenger you should add louise_armani and screw with this scammer too! Send me the results and I will post them.