Something Fishy
Mood:  caffeinated
Topic: Personal
My life takes many weird and mysterious turns.

I just bought my own fish store.

It is called Something Fishy

I made a website for it. Eventually the site will be at http://somethingfishyinmidland.com but for now you can see it by clicking here.

Spam!
Mood:  cool
Topic: Personal
I'll talk more about the Ben Stein lecture latter. Tonight I want to right about Spam....

I was going through tonights Spam (I get tons of it), and finding the ones that were worth reporting (I am very good a shutting certain types of spammers down), and I started wondering, who the hell falls for this kind of stuff?

Really, who is dumb enough to click through on an email that you never requested, with misspelled words, horrible grammar (even worse then mine), nasty pictures, or nigerian horror stories leading to a unsecure site that doesn't even have a legitimate URL (That's the Http:// in case you didn't know) and plop down their credit card number?

Someone must be doing it. Someone must be dumb enough to think... looks good to me.

If you did not request the email, don't respond to it.

I get 50-100 emails for Rolex replicas, porn sites, Viagra (spelled Viagr4 to avoid the spam blockers), nigerian money scams and more. Someone has to be answering these things.

I have won the friggin world lottery about a million times. What are the odds of that happening? Since there is no world lottery, I'd say pretty damn bad.

So please, if you get an email you didn't request from someone you didn't know, even if it's for a free 10 day stay in florida or for really nasty freaky porn, don't answer it.

If you do need something you see in a spam, go to Google, type in the word and find a legitimate place to get it.

If you do answer a spam email and get ripped off, please don't report it. Your too stupid to have money anyway!

Posted by twistedhumor at 11:04 PM CDT

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Blah!
Mood:  don't ask
Topic: Personal
I really hate Sundays, they are the loneliest day of the week.

"Illusions commend themselves to us because they save us pain and allow us to enjoy pleasure instead. We must therefore accept it without complaint when they sometimes collide with a bit of reality against which they are dashed to pieces."
-Sigmund Freud

"We are never so defenseless against suffering as when we love, never so forlornly unhappy as when we have lost our love object or its love."
-Sigmund Freud

Two Friggin Idiots
Mood:  incredulous
Topic: Personal
Two jurors from the Michael Jackson Trial have come forward to say that they regret finding him not guilty. They claim the forman told them that he would have the Judge remove them from the jury if they did not vote with everyone else. What a couple of complete and total friggin idiots.

I have a personal message for you two friggin idiots.

First... the forman can not have people kicked off of a jury for disagreeing. If that was the case there would be no hung juries. Any friggin idiot should know that!

Second... even if he could throw you off the jury, so what! Stick to your principles, you friggin pussies! (Sorry, harsh word I know... but can't think of a better one). You let someone you think molested a child go free because you wanted to stay on a friggin jury? Why would you do that?

Oh' I know.... the friggin book deal. Both you idiots are gonna rack in the bucks. I guess you didn't think you could sell your story if you got thrown off a jury.

In other words you let a friggin child molester go so you could make a few friggin bucks. That is really sad.

I am not saying Michael was guilty, but I am saying you complete and total @#$*! Heads should have voted your conscience.

Special thanks to my friend Diane for my new found joy in the use of the word "friggin".

Random Music Quotes that Mean Something To Me Right Now!
Mood:  chillin'
Topic: Personal
The trick of the dreamer is keeping yourself from the blues. - Steve Perry

Stand your ground against the tide, the proof of history is on your side. Fight the cause for everyone, dare to dream, rebel son. - J. Petrick (Survivor)

How long do I have to climb up on the side of this mountain of mine. - Coldplay

No fear, no loss, no tears, the time is almost here. Our dreams will all come true cause I can see for miles. - Robbie Robb

Winter has come to late, to close beside me, how can I chase away, all these fears deep inside? - Enya

Don't know why they mean so much to me right now.... but they do. I feel like my life is entering a strange new place. I feel like the road is about to branch in several directions and I can only hope I pick the right one.

Rats for Christmas
Mood:  happy
Topic: Personal
I got rats for Christmas.

Not on purpose. Some asshole abandoned three pet rats and their cage in the parking lot of Petsmart where I work. They were obviously someones pet for a while, they are tame and very friendly.

I named them Dusty, Lucky and Ned. Anyone know why?

Well, on purpose or not, they are one of the best gifts I have ever gotten. Rats are cool!

Best Job Ever
Mood:  happy
Topic: Personal
Got the best job in the world recently. I am now a Pet Specialty Manager at Pet's Mart. I love it. My job is to take care of all the living critters in Pet's Mart.

This is a great company for animal lovers. This company will actually get vet treatment for a sick hamster or guinea pig. No matter the cost.

I go to work each morning knowing my animals (they are mine until someone buys em') need me to be there. I go home exhausted and happy each night.

If your an animal lover I strongly urge you to shop at Pet's Mart.

Hatemail
Mood:  sad
Topic: Personal
I never thought I would get hate mail as evil as what I recieved today. Someone from another country delighting in the death caused by those terrorists on 9/11. Berating me for insulting the terrorists on my site. Read it here.

It's very sad that someone can delight in the pain of others this way.